BSJ Daily Briefing 01.31.18: Tom vs. Time, Chapter 3 review

Good morning!

A few random thoughts while I wonder if you can name the three 98.5 The SportsHub employees in this picture (answers at the bottom):



And we're back with Tom vs. Time, Chapter 3, The Wilderness Strikes Back:

• What the ....


• Is Tom Brady secretly 80 years old?  A special BSJ investigation into his pill box...
  


• Julian Edelman has impeccable comedic timing. He could be a sitcom star after football. I'm actually serious about this.


• You broke my (bleeping) driver?!


• The good news is, we won the Super Bowl. (laugh track)

• There just happens to be an impeccable lined football field at The Yellowstone Club. I know where The Bedards are going on vacation this year! Hi Tom!


• 'Sup ladies.

• I love how Edelman gives it right back to The Warrior Spirit:

• Tell 'em Jules!


• What I really want to know is who that is off camera backing up Tom's position and giving Edelman crap. That better be Danny Amendola and not somebody on the TB12 payroll.


• I don't even want to know what's going here with The Talented Mr. Ripley:

• Most people are eyeing naked Edelman. I'm here for the pizza and whether Brady ate a slice:


• Edelman knows he messed up and intruded on special Alex and Tom time. Amendola had to avert his eyes too.
  


• Guerrero says that's he's not anti-weight lifting (sure). Edelman says, basically that, unlike QB1, he actually needs strength to play football. Tom says, talk to the gun, the hand's not listening.

• That's basically the highlights from this episode, which I thought was good but not as good Chapter 2 on the nerd scale.

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