Good morning!
A few random thoughts on the first episode of Tom vs. Time while I contemplate what other fruits Tom Brady hates and mutilates...
- At least their kids leave their stuff all over the place too.
- Tom Brady has a lengthy walk to his finished barn? How much land did Robert Kraft "sell" him in Brookline?! (Editor's note: For those of you that didn't get that this entire column was tongue-in-cheek — and those that did get it but ignored it for your own Twitter warrior status — there was only a casual reference to Kraft in Brady's land deal. It was a joke. Like the rest of this column.)
- I don't think I want to know what a "Brady Interrotron" is. Sounds like a horror movie.
- Suspension letter on hand for motivation? Check.
- Does Bill Belichick know Brady is just giving out Super Bowl state secrets like, "Prepare and play well. Super Bowl environment is all about hype and ridiculous bull(crap) that will go on." I mean, don't give the Eagles everything, Tom.
- A couple more state secrets that can be seen on Brady's notes: "4 of 6 Super Bowls, no team scored a point in the first quarter." And, "12 possessions, no points in first quarter." Falcons owner Arthur Blank: "an accountant who was in rt place @ rt time."
- Warrior Spirit mention.
- I don't know about these...
- Note to self: When Tom invites you over to chill, bring Funyons.
- Jimmy Garoppolo not seen at the TB12 Center. I knew it!
- Alex Guerrero's lower body therapy would make me scream like a little boy. I'm just being honest.
- The right Achilles has obviously been an issue all season.
- Brady lets us know that he can "fire that mother(bleeper)." Confirmed on game film.
- No leaves on the trees, so is this a bye week workout or just a regular thing during a game week?
- Beetle audio!
- Tom wasn't happy about the Chiefs loss, but Gisele was there to pump him up. Not sure he's really feeling it and is probably wondering why he didn't send her home with someone else.
- Next installment: Tom House, baby!
And away we go...
CATCHING UP
Patriots
Celtics
Bruins
Red Sox
ON TAP
Bruins are off because hockey players apparently need as many breaks as second graders.
1:45 p.m.:
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PARTING THOUGHT
Tom Brady
Tom Brady removes the ends from his banana. Nothing to see here. pic.twitter.com/pLFM5KpLWt
— Henry McKenna (@McKennAnalysis) January 25, 2018
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