Worried about the Patriots' offense and whether they have enough playmakers to beat the better teams in the NFL?
Well, enjoy that turkey a little longer on Thursday. Have that extra slice of pie. Undo that belt buckle.
You're taking this week off, because the Patriots — as average as they are compared to former versions of themselves — shouldn't have any issues going up and down the field and putting up points against a porous Texans defense on Sunday.
The Texans are bad. Like really bad. On film and in analytics. Those and four other Texans matchup thoughts coming right up...