Patriots

Welcome to the week the Patriots’ offense gets healthy & other things you need to know about the Texans

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Worried about the Patriots' offense and whether they have enough playmakers to beat the better teams in the NFL?

Well, enjoy that turkey a little longer on Thursday. Have that extra slice of pie. Undo that belt buckle.

You're taking this week off, because the Patriots — as average as they are compared to former versions of themselves — shouldn't have any issues going up and down the field and putting up points against a porous Texans defense on Sunday.

The Texans are bad. Like really bad. On film and in analytics. Those and four other Texans matchup thoughts coming right up...